Comedy Skit

nks nksLr ikxyksa dh rjg galrs gq, LVst ij vkrs gSa vkSj lkeus cSBs n’kZdksa dh rjQ b’kkjk djrs gq, dqN nsj rd galrs jgrs gSaA fQj vpkud ,dne ls ‘kkar gks tkrs gSaA vkSj vxys gh iy vkSj tksj tksj ls galuk ‘kq: dj nsrs gSaA fQj nksuksa ,d nwljs dh ckagksa esa ckags Mkydj vaxzsth LVkby diy Mkal djrs gq, vkil esa ckrsa djus yxrs gSa]

vks, vkyrw oks Hkh D;k glhu fnu Fks ;kj]

vcs Qkyrw glhu ugha jaxhu fnu cksy

Qkyrw % rq>s ;kn gS tc ge 10oha esa i<+rs Fks rks ge nksuksa dks ,d gh yM+dh ls I;kj gks x;k Fkk

vkyrw% gka vkSj oks lkyh ml Qqarw: ds I;kj esa ikxy Fkh] ftlds eu esa yM+fd;ksa dks ns[kdj yM~Mw QwVrs gh ugha Fks

Qkyrw % vkSj j{kkca/ku dk oks fnu ;kn gS tc ge lj ij dQu dh txg lsgjk cka/kdj mls izksikst djus x, Fks 

vkyrw % oks fnu rks eSa dHkh Hkwy gh ugha ldrk] D;ksafd ml fnu geus jk[kh dk tokc eaxylw= ls fn;k Fkk 

Qkyrw % mls yxk Fkk fd oks ge nksuksa dks jk[kh cka/kdj HkS;k cuk ysxh] ysfdu tc geus mldk lSa;k cuus ds fy, viuh viuh tsc ls eaxylw= fudkydj mldks fn[kk;k rks mldk psgjk ;kn gS uk dSlk gks x;k Fkk

vkyrw % gka gka vHkh rd oks QksVks fnekx esa Nih gqbZ gS ,dne ;s jks’kuh ¼‘kks dh ,adj½ dh rjg gks x;k Fkk mldk psgjk

fQj nksuksa jks’kuh dh rjQ ns[krs gq, tksj tksj ls galus yxrs gSaA

Stand Up Comedy Script

introduction- vk x, esjh dkWesMh dk rek'kk ns[kusA vc eSa vthcks&xjhc fdLls lqukdj vkidk euksjatu d:axkA vki viuk eqag QkM+dj viuh tqcku ckgj vkus rd galrs jgksxs vkSj fQj vki okg okg djrs gq, ?kj pys tkvksxs] [kkuk [kkvksxs vkSj lks tkvksxsA exj eSa vki yksxksa dks ,d oS/kkfud psrkouh nsuk pkgrk gwa] galuk ges'kk lsgr ds fy, vPNk ugha gksrk] dHkh dHkh galrs galrs ywt eks'ku gksus dk [krjk jgrk gS----

tc eSa NksVk Fkk  ftl eksgYys esa jgrk Fkk ogka dk gj cPpk muesa  ls Hkh [kkldj yMds vius ifjokj ds ,d lnL; ls csgn [kkSQ [kkrs FksA oks lnL; ftls oks I;kj ls ikik dgdj cqykrs  Fks] xqLls esa rks irk ugha D;k D;k cqykrs gksaxsA vc blds ihNs dkj.k D;k gS oks eSa vkidks crkrk gwaA yMds rks cPkiu ls gh ‘kjkjrh gksrs gSa ;s ckr rks vki lc ekurs gks ukA mudh ‘kjkjrsa ns[kdj ,slk yxrk gS tSls eEeh us nw/k esa cksuZfcVk dh txg ‘kjkjr ?kksy ?kksy ds mudks fiyk;k gksA dHkh iMkslh dh I;kjh lh csVh ds cky [khap dj ;k fpaxksVh dkVdj mls :yk nsukA dHkh fdlh ds ?kj ds ikl j[ks xeys ls Qwy rksM+nsuk ;k mlesa ‘kq’kq dj nsukA ,slh dbZ lkjh ‘kjkjrsa oks vk, fnu djrs gh djrs gSaA cnys esa mUgsa D;k feyrk gS] /kedhA ikik ds uke dh /kedhA

tSls vkbank ls esjh csVh dks :yk;k rks rqEgkjs ikik ls f’kdk;r dj nwaxh ;k vxj fQj dHkh Qwyksa dks gkFk Hkh yxk;k uk rks rqEgkjs ikik ls cksydj rqEgkjs gkFk dVok nwaxkA

uUgk eklwe cspkjk gkFk dkVus dh ckr lqurs gh mls vius cki esa xCcj flag ut+j vkus yxrk gSA vkSj ets dh ckr  rks ;s gS fd cki dks irk Hkh ugha pyrk fd oks vius gh csVs dh utj esa xCcj flag cu pqdk gSA [kSj ;s rks Fkh ?kj ls ckgj dh ckrsa A

vc ?kjksa ds vanj dh dgkuh lqfu,A ;gka efEe;ka ,d Hkh ekSdk ugha NksMrh ikik dks cPpksa dh utjksa esa foysu cukus esaA nw/k ugha fivksxs rks ikik ls f’kdk;r dj nwaxh] Vhoh esa NksVk Hkhe dh txg f’kupSu ns[kksxs rks ikik ls f’kdk;r dj nwaxh] csVk cksyrk gS , QkWj vukjdyh rks eEeh tSls gh ikik dk ftdz djrh gS >V ls cksyrk gS , QkWj ,Iiy] gn rks rc gks tkrh gS tc dqN ?kjksa esa efEe;ka cPps dks Vkbe ls iksVh djkus ds fy, Hkh bl /kedh dk lgkjk ysrh gSa vkSj [kkSQ ds ekjs cspkjs dh fudy Hkh tkrh gSA csVk eu gh eu lksp jgk gksrk gS gs Hkxoku ;s fdl foysu ds ?kj esa esjk tUe gks x;k gSA blls rks vPNk gksrk fd iMksl okys vady esjs ikik gksrsA mls ;s ugha irk gksrk fd iMksl dk tks eqUuk gS mldh gkyr mlls Hkh T;knk cqjh gSA

bl ekeys esa tks cPps TokbaV QSfeyh esa jgrs gSa oks cMs+ ydh gksrs gSaA D;ksafd os vius cki ls rks cnyk ys ugha ldrs ysfdu vius cki ds cki ls iwjk cnyk ysrs gSaA py esjs ?kksMs+ fVd fVd fVdA nknk cMs+ [kq’k]vius iksrs esa mUgsa viuk cpiu fn[kkbZ nsus yxrk gSA ysfdu mUgsa oks ugha fn[kkbZ nsrk tks muds iksrs ds eu esa py jgk gSA dqN iksrs cMs+ fdz,fVo rjhds ls cnyk ysrs gSaA nknkth nknkth ?kksMk ?kksMk  [ksysa A nknkth >V ls ?kksMk cu tkrs gSaA vc oks mudh ihB esa p<+dj dgrk gS tc eSa vkidk nk;ka dku [khapwaxk rks vkidks nk,a eqMuk gS] tc ck;ka [khapwa rks vkidks ck,a eqMuk gS vkSj tc nksuks [khapw rks vkidks lh/ks pyuk gSA nknkth ,dne baizsl] lksprs gSa D;k baVsyhtsaV iksrk ik;k gS eSusA tks uUgha lh mez esa gh VªSfQd ds fu;eksa dk ikyu dj jgk gSA mUgsa ;s irk ugha gksrk fd ;s dksbZ  VªSfQd ds fu;eksa dk ikyu okyu ugha dj jgk gS ;s rks vius cki ds cki ls ml fnu dk cnyk ys jgk gS tc blus vius cki dh NqikbZ gqbZ ikSOos dh cksry dsk fudkydj muds cki dh utjksa esa uhpk fn[kk;k Fkk vkSj cnys esa ikik us blds dku vkSj xky nksuksa yky dj fn, FksA vkSj vkt iksrk vius nknk ds dku yky djds vius cki ds cki ls cnyk ysdj fglkc pqdrk dj jgk gksrk gSA ;s rks Fkh ?kj ds vanj dh ckrsaA

vc ikik [kqn dks vius csVs dh utjksa esa foysu dSls cukrs gSa vkb, ml ij izdk’k Mkyrs gSaA tc csVk FkksMk cMk gks tkrk gSA NBoha] lkroha esa Ldwy tkus yxrk gS rks [kkldj NksVs ‘kgjksa ds tks ikik gksrs gSa os vius csVs dk ,Mfe’ku ,sls Ldwy esa djkrs gSa tgka de ls de ,d Vhpj mudh tku igpku dk gksA Ldwy vPNk gks] cqjk gks blls mudks dksbZ eryc ugha] cl Vhpj tku igpku okyk gksuk pkfg,] rkfd cPps dh iwjh tklwlh dh tk ldsA vkSj oks tks ikik ds tku igpku okyk Vhpj gksrk gS] viuh Fkkusnkjfxjh fn[kkus esa dksbZ dlj ugha NksMrkA dykl esa ipkl cPps gYyk djsa exj mls dsoy oks gh fn[kkbZ nsrk gSA rqe Ldwy i<+us vkrs gks ;k gaxkek epkusA rqEgkjh otg ls iwjk dykl fcxM+ x;k gSA igys nks pisV [kqn ekjdj viuh gol feVkrk gS vkSj fQj ikik ls f'kdk;r djus dh /kedh Hkh nsrk gSA vkSj lksus is lqgkxk rks rc gksrk gS tc mlls dfBu ls dfBu loky iwNrk gSA tokc Hkys gh iwjh dykl esa fdlh dks u vkrk gks exj cqn~nw gksus dk f[krkc dsoy mlh dks fn;k tkrk gSA cspkjk eu gh eu viuh QwVh fdLer dks dksl jgk gksrk gSA ?kj esa xCcj :ih ikik vkSj Ldwy esa Vhpj ds Hks"k esa 'kkaHkkA [kqn dks Bkdqj dh rjg cscl vkSj ykpkj :i esa ns[kus yxrk gSA  

fQj vkrk gS d;ker dk fnuA i<+kbZ esa detksj cPpksa dh ft+anxh esa blls cqjk fnu gks gh ugha ldrkA ;s oks fnu gS tc ,Dtke dk fjtYV vkrk gSA vkSj gekjs Ldwyksa esa fjtYV ftl izdkj ckaVk tkrk gS ,slk yxrk gS iwjh dykl ds lkeus vkidh csbTtrh  esa dlhns i<+s tk jgs gksaA vjs HkkbZ pqipki vxj fjtYV ns nksxs rks rqEgkjk D;k fcxM+ tk,xkA ysfdu ugha] Vhpj iwjs ets ys ys dj] lcds lkeus cspkjs dh ys jgk gksrk gSA vc tSls gh gkFk esa fjTkYV vkrk gSA csVk QyS'k cSd esa pyk tkrk gSA mls 'kksys dk fdrus vkneh Fks okyk lhu ;kn vkus yxrk gSA QdZ flQZ bruk gksrk gS fd blesa xCcj dh txg mlds ikik] gkFkksa esa csYV dh txg twrs mldh vka[kksa ds NksVs ls insZ esa fcx Ldzhu okyh Fkzh Mh fQfyax ns jgs gksrs gSaA dykl esa dqy fdrus cPps gSaA csVk dgrk gS] ikik lkB] gEe rqeus dkSu lk LFkku ik;k gS] ikik ipiuokaA ;s lqurs gh ikik xqLls ls yky ihys uhys gks tkrs gSaA D;k lkspdj ?kj vk,] fd ikik cgqr [kq'k gksaxs] ubZ lkbZfdy fnyk,axsA ikik eSus vkidk ued [kk;k gS] vPNk vc rhu fnu rd u [kkuk feysxk vkSj u ikuhA

cspkjk ,sls [kkSQukd n`’; lksp lksp ds ?kcjk jgk gksrk gSA fQj tc ?kj vkrk gS rks vlyh lhu rc ‘kq: gksrk gSA fjtYV ns[krs gh ikik gkFk iSjksa ls ckr djuk ‘kq: dj nsrs gSaA vkSj muds eqag ls tks igyk okD; fudyrk gS oks ;s gksrk gS blus rks iwjs ekSgYys esa esjh ukd dVk ds j[k nhA csVk vius cki dh ukd dks ?kwj jgk gksrk gSA eu gh eu lksprk gS fd lkyk esjs fjtYV  dk bl xCcj dh ukd dk D;k ysuk nsuk] oSls Hkh ukd rks lgh lyker fn[k jgh gSA [kkyh ihyh esa &>wB cksy jgs gSaA brus esa eEeh th dh baVªh ekgkSy dks vkbflax vkWu n dsd cuk nsrh gSA vkids ftrus Hkh deZdkaM gksrs gSa] vkt mudk lkjk dPpk fpV~Bk ikik ds lkeus [kksy nsrh gSA vkSj eSa ;s ckr Hkxoku dh dle [kk ds dg ldrk gwa fd ml fnu csVk igyh ckj viuh eEeh dk yfyrk iokj okyk vorkj ns[krk gSA tc flpos’ku ,slh gksrh gS] rks csVk lksprk gS gs Hkxoku ftruh BqdkbZ gksuh gS tYnh tYnh gks tk, vkSj ekeyk jQk nQk gks tk, clA ysfdu ;s fnu rks mldh ftanxh dk lcls cqjk fnu gksrk gS] vkSj bl lhu dk Mk;jsD’ku Åij okyk [kqn dj jgk gksrk gSA ,sls ekSds ij vDlj njokts dh ?kaVh t:j ctrh gSA eEeh tk ds njoktk [kksyrh gS rks irk pyrk gS fd ekSgYys ds xqIrk vady dh csVh dykl esa QLVZ vkbZ gS vkSj bl [kq’kh ds ekSds ij eqg ehBk djkus vkbZ gS] cwanh okys yM~Mw ysdjA bls dgrs gSa tys esa ued fNMduk vkSj ck;xksM ml oDr oks cwanh ds yM~Mw fcuk vk;ksMhu d sued dh  rjg yxrs gSaA cspkjs dh igys ftruh BqdkbZ gksuh Fkh vc mldh Mcy gksrh gSA exj csVk gks rks ,slk] tedj /kqlku py jgh gS ysfdu mls bldh dksbZ ijokg ughaA mls rks cl ,d ckr dh ijokg gksrh gS ;s xqIrk dh csVh ls fglkc dSls pqdrk fd;k tk,A 

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